Surprise, surprise

AS CHRISTOPHER JUST SAID, WE FOUND "HEAVEN ON EARTH" HERE IN WILLIAMSBURG WHEN WE CONNECTED UP WITH THE SISTER TIME SHARE OF THE ONE WE'RE STAYING AT. THIS ONE HAS AN INDOOR HEATED POOL, OUTDOOR JACUZZI, UNLIMITED GAMING ROOM, RESTAURANT AND BAR, MINI GOLF AND TENNIS. OOPS, FOUND IT THE LAST NIGHT OF OUR STAY HERE, OFF TO D.C. TOMORROW! WE ATE OUR DINNER OUTSIDE UNDER THE MOON AND LISTENED TO GHOST STORIES ABOUT OLD WILLIAMSBURG. THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED, LADIES. OUR COUNTRY BEGAN WITH THIS PLACE AND WASHINGTON AND PATRICK HENRY AND JEFFERSON WORKED IT ALL OUT IN THE STREETS OF THIS TOWN. WHAT AN EXCITING PLACE THIS MUST HAVE BEEN. I CAN FEEL IT! MY BRAIN IS NOW ON OVERLOAD BUT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW. MORE THAN ANYTHING, I NEED SOMEONE TO SLAP ME CAUSE I'M EATING LIKE A HOG. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OK IN COLONIAL DAYS CAUSE I COULD HAVE WORN A BIG SKIRT BUT MY MUFFIN TOPS ARE SPILLING OVER MY JEANS TODAY IN 2009! AND THERE AIN'T NO HIDIN IT! i HAVE BECOME SOUTHERN IN MY SPEECH HERE, GIRLS. QUITE FUN. SARAH, YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU WHEN I GET HOME. 4 WEEKS IS ALL YA GOT TO FIX ME UP BEFORE YOU GO HAVE THAT BABY. HELP!!! TIME OF MY LIFE! I WISH YOU WERE ALL HERE WITH ME ON A BIG TOUR BUS CAROUSING IN ALL OF THE TAVERNS AND WEARING BIG SKIRTS AND SHOPPING AND YELLING "HUZZAH" (A FORM OF HOORAY). SEE YOU ALL SOON. OFF TO BUREAU OF ENGRAVING AND PRINTING TOMORROW. DEFINITELY COULD USE SOME OF THAT CASH. HUGS AND KISSES. KARI